Category Archives: Monkey bars

Stories, jokes, characters from twenty years in the bar biz

A Record Year for Rainfall

By April, the bulbs we’ve set discover they don’t need the ground. They quit the earth, and we become aeroculturists. In a record year for rainfall, mosquitos ride raindrops like tiny planets, like the blood of the planet.

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Cymbal Monkey is born.

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010  Well, this should be an adventure.  I am generally a private person, sharing my views and opinions only with close friends and in appropriate settings.  One of my biggest complaints about social networks online is that … Continue reading

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